Offending outfit number one: strange sari, sci-fi combo
I take particular offence to this outfit! The calf-length patent white boots are just disgusting - they certainly don't hold the elegance required by the dress. And I just don't get why Cheryl is doing a Liz Hurley sari thing?!
Offending outfit number two: a Wonderwoman semi-naked number
There's nothing about this costume that I don't like (apart from the boots obvs), but it doesn't stand out enough for me. It's one of those 'i've got a great body so i'm going to prance about semi-naked on stage' outfits (and she does have a mega bod). Perhaps it was an attempt to distract us from her voice?!
Offending outfit number three: a Kylie boxing combo
Now that the white boots have been explained (f.y.i I still don't like them), I just want to know why this half Kylie homage, half Mike Tyson outfit was chosen for her final song - I don't remember what the song was...probably because it was out of tune. I'm also wondering how Cheryl could see anything through those random reflective sunnies?!
Anyway, forget Cheryl. Fergie is the reason for my post today. Her costumes were just incredible! She has the most amazing body and is just ridiculously talented. How could I help falling for her?
Miss Magpie actually squealed with glee when Fergie et al entered the stage - so much glitter, so much glam! Fergie's sparkle-tastic catsuit had the guys drooling and the girls cheering in admiration. A great start to a fab show.
(Excuse the slightly dodgy photography.) Next came this graphic print catsuit that showed off Fergie's perfect curves in their full glory. Another triumph! Just take a look at the shoes - what an incredible heel. Major snaps for Fergie who danced all over the stage in these half-wedged booties.
OMG, look at the spikes on that dress! Truly awesome.
Outfit number four and the spikes moved from the bodice to the boots. Fergie's thigh high spiked boots (which I think might be Louboutin) were TDF! And the leather leotard was another reason for the boys to go weak at the knees (and by this point, me too). You should see the rear view - spectacular buttocks!
The finale was just magical. Suddenly Fergie's costume came alive and out sprung a spray of silver wands. Some might say it was tacky, but Miss Magpie was well and truly drawn in by the surprise. It was the perfect ending to a series of utterly divine costumes.
So there you have it; the five reasons why I have developed a lady crush on the Black Eyed Peas songstress. I think you will all agree, no?